6 year old: daddy look we’ve had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
If I’ve learned one thing from twitter, it’s how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting.
If I’ve learned one thing from twitter, it’s how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting.
Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi