If I were Jesus, I’d change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?
What’s the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his.
What’s the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his.
Pablo was a family man. That’s why he had two of them.
Pablo was a family man. That’s why he had two of them.
How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy
How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy
I met a man who gets turned on by conversation today. We were talking and it just came up.
I met a man who gets turned on by conversation today. We were talking and it just came up.
What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?
What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?
I think I’m addicted to roofies… I can’t remember though
I think I’m addicted to roofies… I can’t remember though
Three guys go to a bar They do pull-ups
Three guys go to a bar They do pull-ups
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle
What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle