Don’t try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club.
6 year old: daddy look we’ve had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet
6 year old: daddy look we’ve had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final
If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural? Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi
your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this “ur moms so fat” joke exclusively because of her
your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this “ur moms so fat” joke exclusively because of her