How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they’re going to be an electrician in the future.
Coworker to me: ” Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You’re single with no kids.” Me: ” Exactly.”
Coworker to me: ” Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You’re single with no kids.” Me: ” Exactly.”
What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart.
What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart.
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
“Rogue One” idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly – regally – he strides into the room. “Mesa Jar-Jar Binks”
“Rogue One” idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly – regally – he strides into the room. “Mesa Jar-Jar Binks”
I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven’t had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven’t had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? “Pizza shit”
What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? “Pizza shit”
What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its hips.
What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its hips.
What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted.
What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted.
I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.