Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they’re going to be an electrician in the future.
How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they’re going to be an electrician in the future.
Coworker to me: ” Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You’re single with no kids.” Me: ” Exactly.”
Coworker to me: ” Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You’re single with no kids.” Me: ” Exactly.”
What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart.
What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart.