Category: Elephant jokes

3yo: I don’t want a walk Me: Come on, it’ll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum.

What’s a masochist’s favorite type of pasta? Smacaroni

Someone called me racist for saying “black paint” I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities

I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard.

Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, “Geez, it’s hot in here isn’t it?”And the other one says, “Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!”

whats the difference between a girl and a bus? “What’s the difference between a girl And a bus” “What?” “As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets”

Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire.

Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You’re a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!

Keep saying yellow and soon enough It’ll sound like you’re saying gullible.