Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire.
girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what’s up girlfriend: I’m pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT’S MY FAULT TOO
girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what’s up girlfriend: I’m pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT’S MY FAULT TOO
What’s long and hard on a black man? The third grade.
What’s long and hard on a black man? The third grade.
Dark humour It’s like a child with cancer…. It never gets old.
Dark humour It’s like a child with cancer…. It never gets old.
3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: “Privacy, please” 3yo: “Oh, right” *closes door* “Now we have privacy, Mommy”
3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: “Privacy, please” 3yo: “Oh, right” *closes door* “Now we have privacy, Mommy”
My girlfriend said things needed spicing up a bit in the bedroom, so she introduced me to pegging. It did the trick we’ve been together ten years now. Give or take.
My girlfriend said things needed spicing up a bit in the bedroom, so she introduced me to pegging. It did the trick we’ve been together ten years now. Give or take.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside
Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside
What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee
What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee
What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don’t ask her out again.
What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don’t ask her out again.
One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that’s what my cell mate tells me.
One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that’s what my cell mate tells me.