What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens
“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson… … “If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in”. Threading needles has never been this easy!
My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson… … “If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in”. Threading needles has never been this easy!
The best dad jokes are the ones you’ll never hear… …the black ones.
The best dad jokes are the ones you’ll never hear… …the black ones.
Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it!
Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why don’t you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? … because they might Pikachu!
Why don’t you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? … because they might Pikachu!
What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)
What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)
Someone called my shirt gay today… True. It just came out of the closet today.
Someone called my shirt gay today… True. It just came out of the closet today.
Two men walk into a bar. The first says, “i’ll have some H20”. The second says, “sounds good, I’ll have some H20 too” The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide).
Two men walk into a bar. The first says, “i’ll have some H20”. The second says, “sounds good, I’ll have some H20 too” The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide).