Category: Elephant jokes

I know it’s not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it’s getting hilarious

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole.

Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf.

Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people.

[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I’m not saying I won, but I came out on top

Why I’m leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so.

Two men walk into a bar. The first says, “i’ll have some H20”. The second says, “sounds good, I’ll have some H20 too” The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide).

The abusive relationship that I’m in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline.

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick pocket The pick pocket snatches watches

The problem is I’m really tired… But I hear there’s a nap for that.