Jokes What did the lion say to the bee
To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat.
To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat.
My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, “I wanna watch.”
My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, “I wanna watch.”
Saw an ad that said “Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$” I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.
Saw an ad that said “Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$” I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.
What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE.
What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE.
No thanks, heavy metal concert. If I want lots of screaming without understanding the words I’ll just hang out with my toddler.
No thanks, heavy metal concert. If I want lots of screaming without understanding the words I’ll just hang out with my toddler.
Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit.
Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit.
What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens
What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens
“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson… … “If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in”. Threading needles has never been this easy!
My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson… … “If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in”. Threading needles has never been this easy!