Taking BuzzFeed’s millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial.
How do you have a party in space? You planet.
How do you have a party in space? You planet.
Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they’re already in tiny little bags!
Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they’re already in tiny little bags!
How i made my computer run faster… I painted it black.
How i made my computer run faster… I painted it black.
Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans.
Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans.
Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it’s sarcasm -“I know I was being sarcastic back” -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye
Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it’s sarcasm -“I know I was being sarcastic back” -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye
One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together.
One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together.
Why won’t Hillary ever pull out? She’s never finished screwing people.
Why won’t Hillary ever pull out? She’s never finished screwing people.
Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. “It’s MORPHINE time” joked one ER nurse, who was later fired.
Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. “It’s MORPHINE time” joked one ER nurse, who was later fired.
A vegan girl told me that, “If you eat beef, you’re basically a velociraptor.” In what world is that not totally awesome.
A vegan girl told me that, “If you eat beef, you’re basically a velociraptor.” In what world is that not totally awesome.