A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. “Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”
Boss: Where’s the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven’t made any progress that’s my report What I imagine it’d be like if I had a job
Boss: Where’s the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven’t made any progress that’s my report What I imagine it’d be like if I had a job
The difference between ‘butter’ and ‘i cant believe its not butter’… Is Marge-inal
The difference between ‘butter’ and ‘i cant believe its not butter’… Is Marge-inal
Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing.
Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing.
What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn’t work in text
What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn’t work in text
Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest.
Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.
Who didn’t let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
Who didn’t let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
My girl told me to stop singing ‘Wonderwall.’ I said maybe
My girl told me to stop singing ‘Wonderwall.’ I said maybe
I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home…
I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home…