What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!
How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash.
How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash.
What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo
What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo
How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
(Physics) What’s a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff.
(Physics) What’s a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff.
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh.
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh.
Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference.
Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia
I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia
Gf: come over Me: can’t, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you’re 30 years old, grow up
Gf: come over Me: can’t, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you’re 30 years old, grow up