Me: I think you might have schizophrenia Me: No I don’t
My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet… She never said y
My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet… She never said y
One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists.
One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists.
I took a poop in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.
I took a poop in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.
Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine.
Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine.
Hipsters burn their lips when they drink coffee Because they drink it before it’s cool.
Hipsters burn their lips when they drink coffee Because they drink it before it’s cool.
What idiot called it “CSI: France – Murder in a Bakery” instead of “Baguette and Tag It”
What idiot called it “CSI: France – Murder in a Bakery” instead of “Baguette and Tag It”
Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn’t on the pill
Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn’t on the pill
Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten
Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten
No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won’t have a clue how to get back here
No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won’t have a clue how to get back here