My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn’t get the idea, because he was black…
I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn’t get the idea, because he was black…
Did I ever post my Alzheimer’s joke?
Did I ever post my Alzheimer’s joke?
Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames
Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames
[Zoo, bird show] “Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods.” *bird headbutts window 50 times*
[Zoo, bird show] “Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods.” *bird headbutts window 50 times*
How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims
How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims