I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a “badboy” type.
What’s a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
What’s a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes *whack* “Fuck.” The other goes “Fuck.” *whack*
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes *whack* “Fuck.” The other goes “Fuck.” *whack*
Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn’t eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler’s List.
Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn’t eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler’s List.
Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It’s holey.
Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It’s holey.
What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish.
What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass… I lied about the wheels
What’s green and has wheels? Grass… I lied about the wheels
I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
Just realized Franz Kafka was a lawyer so he was Kafka, esq.
Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off.
Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off.