What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing – depends how big it is
Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life.
Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life.
In light of Germany’s discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who’s survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.
In light of Germany’s discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who’s survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran.
I have a great joke about Native Americans But… I’m afraid some people will have some reservations against it.
I have a great joke about Native Americans But… I’m afraid some people will have some reservations against it.
a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn’t a rock
a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn’t a rock
What’s black, white and red, and can’t turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head.
What’s black, white and red, and can’t turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head.
Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter .
Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter .
Anyone have any sex laying around they’re not using I could borrow?
Anyone have any sex laying around they’re not using I could borrow?
Your mother has terrible taste in children.
Your mother has terrible taste in children.
So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism.
So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism.