Marvin Gaye’s Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I’m gonna kill you.
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.
Hippy walks into a bar The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve free spirits”
Hippy walks into a bar The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve free spirits”
My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I’ve ever purchased.
My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I’ve ever purchased.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just beat the room for being black
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just beat the room for being black
Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing.
Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing.
New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, “Airline Tragedies.” They are putting the pilot together as I write this.
New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, “Airline Tragedies.” They are putting the pilot together as I write this.
A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying “ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative” Oh boy am I excited, but what does “ternative” mean?
A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying “ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative” Oh boy am I excited, but what does “ternative” mean?
NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno…Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love
NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno…Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love
[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once
[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once