If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title.
5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.
5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.
I wrote a song about tortilla’s Well. It’s more of a wrap.
I wrote a song about tortilla’s Well. It’s more of a wrap.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. … … But graphing is where I draw the line!
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. … … But graphing is where I draw the line!
wow if you dont pronounce ‘testicles’ like its the name of a greek warrior
wow if you dont pronounce ‘testicles’ like its the name of a greek warrior
Two jokes… Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* “Who’s there?” The chicken.
Two jokes… Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* “Who’s there?” The chicken.
Sorry, I can’t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one
Sorry, I can’t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one
I’m pretty white but I don’t know any white people jokes. Got any?
I’m pretty white but I don’t know any white people jokes. Got any?
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony