Marvin Gaye’s Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I’m gonna kill you.
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.
Hippy walks into a bar The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve free spirits”
Hippy walks into a bar The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve free spirits”
My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I’ve ever purchased.
My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I’ve ever purchased.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just beat the room for being black
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just beat the room for being black
Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing.
Every time I see anteaters in a restaurant, they always order the same thing.
I’m thinking of going on a diet. I’m going to become an egalitarian: I only eat eagles.
I’m thinking of going on a diet. I’m going to become an egalitarian: I only eat eagles.
One day I hope to watch a cable show that says “Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month.”
One day I hope to watch a cable show that says “Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month.”
DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? DOG: Cat person, definitely.
DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? DOG: Cat person, definitely.
Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.