And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.
How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remember whether he was going in or coming out?
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remember whether he was going in or coming out?
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&Ms.
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&Ms.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?””Well, lets see,” replied the student. “Its Wednesday afternoon. I guess Ill be on the golf course by now.”
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?””Well, lets see,” replied the student. “Its Wednesday afternoon. I guess Ill be on the golf course by now.”
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.
They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing.