Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Why dont Purdue athletes eat pickles? They cant get their heads in the jar.
Why dont Purdue athletes eat pickles? They cant get their heads in the jar.
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen himself before?
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen himself before?
“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.
How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.