How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle?” “Uh, depends,” said the boy. “How big is that there circle?”
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle?” “Uh, depends,” said the boy. “How big is that […]
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried out. The executioner pulled the lever, and as the crowd gaped in astonishment, the giant blade came to a screeching halt three inches from the victims throat. “Its Gods will! Let him go!” cried the judge. Next the fella from U. of Kentucky was put on the block, and the judge asked again, “And what are your final remarks, my boy?” “Go to hell!” shouted the student, and the judge signaled. The razor-sharp blade fell and miraculously stopped just a quarter inch from the condemned boys neck. “Its the wi ll of God!” exclaimed the judge. “Set him free!” Finally the Texan was put into position. “Before youre beheaded,” said the judge, “do you have any last words?” “Yeh!” replied the Aggie. “If yall will just put a little more grease on them grooves, the bladell come down a whole lot easier!”
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the […]
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear theres a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear theres a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebodyd find a cure for it.”
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it […]