Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it […]
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.
“Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.””What does Ph.D. stand for?” “in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”
“Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.””What does Ph.D. stand for?” “in his case, Pin-headed Dope.”
“Where are my shoes?” asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. “Theyre on your feet,” said one of the students. “So they are,” said the professor. “Its a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!”
“Where are my shoes?” asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. “Theyre on your feet,” said one of the students. “So they are,” said the professor. “Its a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!”
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. “Would you like to become a Jehovahs Witness?” asked one of the girls. “No, I really couldnt. I didnt see the accident.”
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. “Would you like to become a Jehovahs Witness?” asked one of the girls. “No, I really couldnt. I didnt see the accident.”
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, theyd cleaned 147 Johns.
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, theyd cleaned 147 Johns.