A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the following logic:”Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class seen God?” When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then […]
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ahd shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin, mah buddiesll drink anythin!”
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ahd shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin, mah buddiesll drink anythin!”
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “Thats funny,” the boy said to himself. “I could have sworn I heard a noise!”
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “Thats funny,” the boy said […]
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the […]
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried out. The executioner pulled the lever, and as the crowd gaped in astonishment, the giant blade came to a screeching halt three inches from the victims throat. “Its Gods will! Let him go!” cried the judge. Next the fella from U. of Kentucky was put on the block, and the judge asked again, “And what are your final remarks, my boy?” “Go to hell!” shouted the student, and the judge signaled. The razor-sharp blade fell and miraculously stopped just a quarter inch from the condemned boys neck. “Its the wi ll of God!” exclaimed the judge. “Set him free!” Finally the Texan was put into position. “Before youre beheaded,” said the judge, “do you have any last words?” “Yeh!” replied the Aggie. “If yall will just put a little more grease on them grooves, the bladell come down a whole lot easier!”
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the […]
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear theres a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear theres a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebodyd find a cure for it.”
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it […]
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.