A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the following logic:”Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke.”Has anyone in this class seen God?” When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then […]
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ahd shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin, mah buddiesll drink anythin!”
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. “Hi,” said the voice, “this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a real wildass party.” “Shit, Ahd shore love to,” said Tad, “but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea.” “Bring it along!” answered Rollie. “The way thangs is goin, mah buddiesll drink anythin!”
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “Thats funny,” the boy said to himself. “I could have sworn I heard a noise!”
All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, “Anybody there?” “No,” said the burglar. “Thats funny,” the boy said […]
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the […]
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. “Professors havent got bad memories,” he declared. “Theyre not absent-minded. Dont you think I know where I am right now, and dont you think tomorrow Ill know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?” “Yes,” said another guest. “Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?” “Good!” said the professor. “I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question.”
A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. “Professors havent got bad memories,” he declared. “Theyre not absent-minded. Dont you think I know where I am right now, and dont you think tomorrow Ill know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me […]
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle?” “Uh, depends,” said the boy. “How big is that there circle?”
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle?” “Uh, depends,” said the boy. “How big is that […]
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.