If your girlfriend says she’s going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall… You might be dating my wife.
Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner
Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner
Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips.
Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips.
Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That’s how I feel during football season.
Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That’s how I feel during football season.
What is the most sensitive part of a man’s body while he is masturbating? His ears.
What is the most sensitive part of a man’s body while he is masturbating? His ears.
What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
SON: The car’s manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON’T- DAD: -that’s sound advice.
SON: The car’s manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON’T- DAD: -that’s sound advice.
I’ve done it! I’ve solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground.
I’ve done it! I’ve solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground.
What’s the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change
What’s the difference between feminism and a $100 bill? A $100 bill makes change