What’s your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You’re just replying w car brands aren’t you? FORD F-SERIES
I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!
I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!
Fish didn’t start smelling till women started swimming Title
Fish didn’t start smelling till women started swimming Title
What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate
What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate
Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
When a girl has a ponytail… -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
When a girl has a ponytail… -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Van Gogh’s best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear.
Van Gogh’s best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear.
Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.
Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.