If your drug dealer doesn’t give you any change, he’s probably not going to give you a receipt either.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20
My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
What was the Feminist’s least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry.
What was the Feminist’s least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry.
Don’t give the homeless money. They’ll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
Don’t give the homeless money. They’ll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
Melania Trump is so dumb… She couldn’t get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
Melania Trump is so dumb… She couldn’t get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)