Category: College jokes

RUSSELL: I told you that cheese wasn’t for you ME: [bitterly, mousetraps on both hands] Nothing’s ever for me, is it Russell

I’m ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it’s not like people will hate him more than they already do.

Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two

1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it’s Colin

How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don’t have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren’t going well you can just fly home.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat.