Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?
How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends.
How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends.
HER: this isn’t working out ME: is it because I’m too literal? HER: I just don’t want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*
HER: this isn’t working out ME: is it because I’m too literal? HER: I just don’t want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*
DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn’t count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no
DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn’t count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no
What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps
What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps
What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite American football team? The New York jets.
What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite American football team? The New York jets.
What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Why can’t a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Why can’t a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
You want to know why we couldn’t put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk.
You want to know why we couldn’t put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk.
What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori
What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori