how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0
If your drug dealer doesn’t give you any change, he’s probably not going to give you a receipt either.
If your drug dealer doesn’t give you any change, he’s probably not going to give you a receipt either.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20
My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott