Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep
Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity .
Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity .
There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people
There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people
“This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.”- No one at Comedy Central ever
“This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.”- No one at Comedy Central ever
“Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective” – cats
“Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective” – cats
When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat.
When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat.
Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary
Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary
I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant
I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant
How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars
How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars
How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as they can find a way in.