Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill
Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn’t always catch it the first time.
Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn’t always catch it the first time.
X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He’s on paws. X: … Me: On… paws. X: I hate you so much.
X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He’s on paws. X: … Me: On… paws. X: I hate you so much.
Patient: Doctor you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN’T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
Patient: Doctor you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN’T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ…
whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ…
Why did the chicken cross OP’s mother? .
Why did the chicken cross OP’s mother? .
You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.
You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.
TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease.
TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease.
“How do fast food restaurants make so much money?” [OC] “They flip burgers for profit!” Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
“How do fast food restaurants make so much money?” [OC] “They flip burgers for profit!” Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty.
Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty.