Why can’t you fool an abortion? It wasn’t born yesterday.
I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball.
I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball.
What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? “2p or not 2p, that is the question.”
What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? “2p or not 2p, that is the question.”
“I’m a people person.” – outgoing guy. “I’m a geese goose.” – outgoing goose.
“I’m a people person.” – outgoing guy. “I’m a geese goose.” – outgoing goose.
Donations Person: “Please donate to the local swimming pool” Me: *Gives a glass of water*
Donations Person: “Please donate to the local swimming pool” Me: *Gives a glass of water*
I want to leave this world the way I entered it… By accident!
I want to leave this world the way I entered it… By accident!
What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? “Spraint your ankle!” Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint
What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? “Spraint your ankle!” Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint
One liners I’m at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed
One liners I’m at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed
NSFW – What’s the worst thing to hear…. What’s the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? “I’m not Willie Nelson.”
NSFW – What’s the worst thing to hear…. What’s the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? “I’m not Willie Nelson.”
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.