If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !
Never trust a man that says, “Trust me.” and never trust a woman that says “It’s fine.”
Never trust a man that says, “Trust me.” and never trust a woman that says “It’s fine.”
How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family.
How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family.
There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray… He is now a seasoned veteran.
There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray… He is now a seasoned veteran.
Know any 9/11 jokes? I’ll start it off. knock knock *who’s there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you’d never forget!
Know any 9/11 jokes? I’ll start it off. knock knock *who’s there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you’d never forget!
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill.
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill.
A Roman walks into a bar…. …Holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
A Roman walks into a bar…. …Holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
What do you call a promise you can’t keep? A campaign promise.
What do you call a promise you can’t keep? A campaign promise.
What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
Don’t go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won’t fight when there’s bubblewrap
Don’t go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won’t fight when there’s bubblewrap