Why can’t a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
You want to know why we couldn’t put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk.
You want to know why we couldn’t put together an Eighties Music Festival? It was to much of a cluster-funk.
What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori
What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori
Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.
Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.
Don’t masturbate with Crisco. It’s shortening.
Don’t masturbate with Crisco. It’s shortening.
[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn’t work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can’t…it’s in the sink
[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn’t work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can’t…it’s in the sink
When Wall-E first came out I was like “‘what a profound statement” and now, a few years older, I’m like “gimme one of those sick chairs.”
When Wall-E first came out I was like “‘what a profound statement” and now, a few years older, I’m like “gimme one of those sick chairs.”
How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars
How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars
Am I the only one who gets nervous when a person @’s you with a link? Like they found that pic of you at 18 being spanked in a tutu.
Am I the only one who gets nervous when a person @’s you with a link? Like they found that pic of you at 18 being spanked in a tutu.
How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor.
How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor.