A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work.
“The book was way better” – hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth
“The book was way better” – hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth
I’ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
I’ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:
If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided.
If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided.
What’s Pingu’s favourite band? Slipnoot.
What’s Pingu’s favourite band? Slipnoot.
Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts.
Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts.
What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
It’s cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart
It’s cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart
Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass.
Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass.