I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke April fools
Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No.
Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No.
Listen kids, money’s tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say ‘thank you’ and not complain about the lubricant.
Listen kids, money’s tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say ‘thank you’ and not complain about the lubricant.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months.
Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed’ are usually shit!
Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed’ are usually shit!
What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin
What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin
I accidently pooped myself in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.
I accidently pooped myself in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.
A dog says to the other, “Woof!” The other replies, “Moo!” The first dog is perplexed. He says, “Moo? Why did you say, Moo?'” The other dog answers, “I’m trying to learn a foreign language.”
A dog says to the other, “Woof!” The other replies, “Moo!” The first dog is perplexed. He says, “Moo? Why did you say, Moo?’” The other dog answers, “I’m trying to learn a foreign language.”
“Dad, tell me a joke” “Pussy” “I don’t get it” “I know, son”
“Dad, tell me a joke” “Pussy” “I don’t get it” “I know, son”
Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!
Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!