Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink.
A 5 day juice diet. They said I would “feel it” working in just 5 days. They were right, I’ve never felt more hungry in all my life.
A 5 day juice diet. They said I would “feel it” working in just 5 days. They were right, I’ve never felt more hungry in all my life.
Reddit is like cancer it’s much bigger than you thought.
Reddit is like cancer it’s much bigger than you thought.
Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined.
Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined.
What is the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the damn digging.
What is the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the damn digging.
I love being a gynecologist I find that I’m always hard at work.
I love being a gynecologist I find that I’m always hard at work.
I’ll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr.
I’ll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr.
Why was the Redditor’s picture crooked? Because Redditors aren’t known for keeping a level head.
Why was the Redditor’s picture crooked? Because Redditors aren’t known for keeping a level head.
Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We’re going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It’s full of Americans.
Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We’re going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It’s full of Americans.
You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst.
You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst.