Melania Trump is so dumb… She couldn’t get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, “Baby, you’re kind of like Charles Barkley…” “…You’ve been on the team for so long and you’re still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!”
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, “Baby, you’re kind of like Charles Barkley…” “…You’ve been on the team for so long and you’re still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!”
What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Q: Why don’t matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they’re out.
Q: Why don’t matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they’re out.
There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey.
There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey.
Did you know Jesus had a Ford That’s why he walked everywhere
Did you know Jesus had a Ford That’s why he walked everywhere
[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here.
[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here.
Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick’s!
Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick’s!
Food critics have it easy… everything is handed to them on a silver platter.
Food critics have it easy… everything is handed to them on a silver platter.
Its snowing really hard… It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I’m Snowden.
Its snowing really hard… It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I’m Snowden.