How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor.
LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry.
LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry.
Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful
Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful
And then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math…”
And then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math…”
Today, I was thinking about the expression ‘revenge is a dish best served cold’. Then I considered ‘revenge is sweet’. I’ve come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.
Today, I was thinking about the expression ‘revenge is a dish best served cold’. Then I considered ‘revenge is sweet’. I’ve come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.
*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says “WHAT THE HELL WHERE’S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS”
*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says “WHAT THE HELL WHERE’S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS”
What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime.
What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime.
What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!
What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!
What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite American football team? The New York jets.
What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite American football team? The New York jets.
What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU