Van Gogh’s best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear.
Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.
Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.
If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it’s just cake.
If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it’s just cake.
If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I’d take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?
If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I’d take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?
Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!
Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!
Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college
Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college
My mum told me I was her third favourite child….. …. I’m an only child
My mum told me I was her third favourite child….. …. I’m an only child
This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn’t sleep with him.
This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn’t sleep with him.
What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise.
What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise.