What the difference between a calender and you…. a calendar has a date on Valentines day.
What’s the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I’m asking for me.
What’s the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I’m asking for me.
How come sheeps don’t fly……….. Because they are scared of the Airwolf.
How come sheeps don’t fly……….. Because they are scared of the Airwolf.
TIL TIL means TIL
TIL TIL means TIL
Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
A man walks into a bar…. and says ouch!
A man walks into a bar…. and says ouch!
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !
Never trust a man that says, “Trust me.” and never trust a woman that says “It’s fine.”
Never trust a man that says, “Trust me.” and never trust a woman that says “It’s fine.”
*walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS
*walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS