Saw a personalized license plate that read “DADSROD”. That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it’s made of hide.
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
What’s a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
What was the Feminist’s least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry.
What was the Feminist’s least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry.
Don’t give the homeless money. They’ll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
Don’t give the homeless money. They’ll just use it on sharpies and cardboard.
Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can’t make an omelette without killing a few chicks.
Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can’t make an omelette without killing a few chicks.
I finally found out why OP never delivers!
I finally found out why OP never delivers!
If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much.
If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much.
Why don’t the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender.
Why don’t the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender.