Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson’s are Randy.
Sometimes I watch Spike TV just to be reassured that I’m not even close to being the biggest asshole in the world.
Sometimes I watch Spike TV just to be reassured that I’m not even close to being the biggest asshole in the world.
Watch ‘Titanic’ backwards and it’s the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise.
Watch ‘Titanic’ backwards and it’s the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise.
Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling “heil!”
Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling “heil!”
What’s your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You’re just replying w car brands aren’t you? FORD F-SERIES
What’s your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You’re just replying w car brands aren’t you? FORD F-SERIES
I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!
I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!
Fish didn’t start smelling till women started swimming Title
Fish didn’t start smelling till women started swimming Title
What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate
What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate
Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? He was a cereal defenestrator.
When a girl has a ponytail… -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.
When a girl has a ponytail… -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle? -A ponytail? -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.