Why did the chicken cross OP’s mother? .
You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.
You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.
TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease.
TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease.
“How do fast food restaurants make so much money?” [OC] “They flip burgers for profit!” Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
“How do fast food restaurants make so much money?” [OC] “They flip burgers for profit!” Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty.
Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys “partying”
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys “partying”
Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end.
Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end.
I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat.
I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat.
Melania Trump is so dumb… She couldn’t get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
Melania Trump is so dumb… She couldn’t get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, “Baby, you’re kind of like Charles Barkley…” “…You’ve been on the team for so long and you’re still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!”
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, “Baby, you’re kind of like Charles Barkley…” “…You’ve been on the team for so long and you’re still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!”