Q: Why don’t matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they’re out.
There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey.
There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey.
Did you know Jesus had a Ford That’s why he walked everywhere
Did you know Jesus had a Ford That’s why he walked everywhere
[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here.
[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here.
Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick’s!
Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick’s!
Food critics have it easy… everything is handed to them on a silver platter.
Food critics have it easy… everything is handed to them on a silver platter.
Its snowing really hard… It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I’m Snowden.
Its snowing really hard… It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I’m Snowden.
Me: *texts* How’d you sleep? Him: *texts* Horrible…I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Me: *texts* How’d you sleep? Him: *texts* Horrible…I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking
H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking
What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon
What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon