There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray… He is now a seasoned veteran.
Know any 9/11 jokes? I’ll start it off. knock knock *who’s there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you’d never forget!
Know any 9/11 jokes? I’ll start it off. knock knock *who’s there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you’d never forget!
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill.
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill.
A Roman walks into a bar…. …Holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
A Roman walks into a bar…. …Holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
What do you call a promise you can’t keep? A campaign promise.
What do you call a promise you can’t keep? A campaign promise.
Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill
Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill
Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn’t always catch it the first time.
Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn’t always catch it the first time.
I’m just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again
I’m just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again
Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.
Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.
It’s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you’ve reached your destination.
It’s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you’ve reached your destination.