Are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.
I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard.
Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?
Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?
Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
Xbox and PlayStation get into a fight. Call the ambulance. Wii U Wii U Wii U.
Stupid science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. “Why do you always have to be so negative?” “Shut up, you’re just basic!”
Stupid science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. “Why do you always have to be so negative?” “Shut up, you’re just basic!”
What’s the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope
What’s the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope
What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult
What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult
eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that’s right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers
eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that’s right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers