Have you seem the movie “constipation”? Of course not, it hasn’t come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-
What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard.
What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber’s floor !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber’s floor !
Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time
When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time
I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.
I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.
Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night……..Woke up in the fireplace.
Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night……..Woke up in the fireplace.
I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!
I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!
Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day.
Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.